Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
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drunkandfml 11
Oh, the irony
Thisismypchere 8
Sounds like it worked perfectly.
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Comments (161)
sheridanwilson95 4
There is no such thing of bad luck, it's either your blessed or your not
SweetJTBR 22
Don't you see OP? 'Twas all part of he evil troll-ladder's plan! It successfully tricked you into hitting the car, the bastard.
ammerhammer 3
You got hit by a car but you still have time to post on FML?
TheJester12 15
edit: ignore this one. fml is playing games With my comments :(
shinshoku13 19
Ugh bicycles are always in the way! Either blocking the sidewalk or the street
metaphoristic 8
Bicyclocalypse!
BIGxJOSH 5
At least the ladder is ok
TheJester12 15
on the off chance that a street light camera caught this, please find a way to salvage the footage and send it to Tosh.0. they eat that shit up.
TheJester12 15
on the off chance that a street light camera caught that find a way to salvage that footage and send that shit to Tosh.0. Time for a web redemption :D
panda_burrito 2
Ha. The irony.
gottageek 17
Surely a car is much bigger than a ladder and therefore more noticeable? Or if it hit you from behind you should have had the common sense for a quick look behind you, it's much easier to stop a 50ish pound bike than a 600+ pounds vehicle.
EvanescenceLuver 12
Ah, irony, how I love thee...