Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Top comments
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
MissFits_fml 6
So I bet he used some lame-ass excuse saying it was the "adrenaline rush"? Brilliant. That seems to be a trend for lame-ass excuses now. Just like that glitter sparkling stone-ass cold creature from that movie claiming it was just apparently due to his "adrenaline rush" as well. If he's got no better reason, here it comes... Dump his ass!
PandaLoverXD 12
But if that was the case, then it wouldn't really be much of an FML.
blackwidowtaco 31
I find it strange that he was able to call for help & get back on bike & leave, but couldn't stay with his girlfriend to make sure she was okay. What a dick. Stick him with the hospital bill, then dump him.
luminis12 23
Your boyfriend is a beast.
swimmingcharky 4
he forgot about?! did he hit his head and instantly become and asshole?
jweb1434 6
You better have got a new boyfriend
indigodizzy 8
I hope you got a new boy friend.
randybryant799 21
I don't think he forgot you. He chose to leave you there.