Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lenabeana 8
Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha
emeraldisle 30
Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.
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Comments (66)
summer4me 25
Sorry you had to see that. You only went in for an apple and came out with some maggots.
deathshead 19
"go ahead bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots" -rolling stones -shattered -40 licks disc two (it's a greatest hits sorta cd, I don't know the original album.)
MrConcise 35
Don't worry, 90% of "illegal" **** is fake. It's pretty impossible to find real twisted stuff unless you know where to look since the majority of it gets removed by the hosts, I'm guessing most of it was simulated. Wait, that still doesn't make this situation any better.
taylorbrown97 23
Why would that be any better than real incest **** if the idea and interest is still the same?
lishabear 21
#13, whether the **** is real or fake is not really the issue here. It is the fact that OP is the child of someone who enjoys that specific genre. The thought is actually quite horrifying.
MrConcise 35
"Wait, that still doesn't make this situation any better." It's like you guys didn't read the whole comment.
hoosierholla 17
Or people read the whole comment, and decided that it doesn't make the situation any better
allie2590 31
17 - it's very uncomfortable, yes, but for many people it is just a fantasy that they would never act on reality. A lot of people have "gross" or "wrong" fantasies and function like perfectly normal human beings. I'm sure op's father is no exception.
littlekellilee 45
You guys, he made a joke. Do you see where he states the same thing you guys all just said? That's the joke. L2joke
Miss_Whipped 43
I agree, #53. I enjoy incest ****, but that doesn't mean I have any fantasies of wanting to do things with my family. Now that's just gross.
MrConcise 35
#93 - I didn't need to know that about you, Desi.
Miss_Whipped 43
Life goes on.
apineapple 40
Run away!
ItsDutch 16
Never search through someone's internet history. It can be a scary place
Soverain 15
I fail to understand why people feel so compelled to look through people's search histories. The story is always the same.
Migole 36
Well op specifically said that they searched for a website they visited the other day. It's not that hard to use igocnito ...
Ali_Br_fml 33
incognito? I use it when I go on public computers so they don't save my usernames.
Jirekianu2 19
as twisted and disturbing as this is for people, most people's fantasies stay fantasies. especially with something like this. Many of them don't want to make them a reality, because the reality grosses them out or would hurt someone/themselves. I'd just politely inform him about wiping his browser history. since there's an open door policy about people using his computer.
interesting33 37
#24 I disagree with you because child **** means a child is being abused to film the **** whereas incest fantasies does not necessarily mean a child is involved. I think a lot of people fantasise about various things including incest but that certainly does not mean they would act on it at all or want it in real life. It also does not mean OP's dad is necessarily fantasising about anyone in his family, just that he has a fetish for the idea - possibly due to its illicitness. It is ok
Wakachulak 22
Yes, they remain fantasies, but the fact her father has these fantasies means that OP was in his sexual fantasies as well. That is totally FML worthy.
Malecent 13
You don't know that op was in her dad's sexual fantasies.
Wakachulak 22
He's into incest, and has a daughter. You really think he hasn't gone there?
Badkarma4u 17
What if he has fantasies of his sister, or his mother?
Malecent 13
I have a dad, a mom, 2 brothers, and a sister. I watch incest **** (along with numerous other types), but that doesn't mean I fantasize about any of them. I find that nasty.
Witchylady 18
That is disturbing on so many levels. And your father appears to be a perfect candidate for an FBI raid.
worldclassrager 41
Did you find the site?
vikky538 29
Never ever....
themadpeterson 10
Plenty of men (and women) watch **** of things that they would never want to do in real life. Just because your father gets off to incest ****, it doesn't mean he fantasizes about having sex with you. He probably just gets off on it because it's considered taboo. Everyone has certain preferences in **** that would never be appealing in real life.