Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML
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Puff301 18
Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted
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GoldenTornado11 15
You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."
Tripartita 45
Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!
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Comments (72)
kafka13 9
you should say 'There is a thing called condoms. Your parents should've used them'
FalloutScrolls 25
What an asshole. Hopefully karma comes back and whoops him.
riddhi 16
obviously, he didnt have a thing called sense.
pockleboy 7
Take a glass of soda with you on your way to the bathroom and "trip over" him and spill the soda on him.
gobiteme2 34
Why a glass of soda, if you are thinking of revenge use tomato juice.
EatZombies 10
It upsets me that people can't even apologize for something they clearly did. but instead would rather shove the fault down someone else's throat :/ I'm sorry OP, I hope karma gets him back
Kitsune_Tearz 11
unfortunately that appears to have become a norm in this world... doesn't matter what it is, a large percentage of people can't take responsibility for their own actions... I have a chronic illness that causes me great pain and makes it hard to walk, so I can't just suddenly get in front of people, and I have had people purposely crash into me because they don't want to be behind me anymore (instead of being polite and just asking, at which case I would move out of the way, or waiting patiently until there isn't someone coming the other direction and go around me) and then usually before I can say a word they start in on "you shouldn't have gotten in our way" or similar things...
EatZombies 10
I've met people like that who don't care to give a second of their time so you can explain. I hope people don't give you a hard time all the time. All people need is a little understanding
snowkittyyy 18
That guy was an a-hole. Should have kicked him. Or...maybe not that's kinda childish. xD
shadow1248 23
What an asshole! Even if he hadn't tripped you and you'd just tripped over something on the ground, that would be still be a rude thing to say.
ladyLALAA 29
Straya ****!
Slushei 2
[x]Doubt
dietcoke09 25
You should have replied, "There is a thing called lawsuits! You're about to get one." Because remember kids, you can sue someone for anything and everything.