Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dancing in a club when some manager told me to stop messing around and get back on stage or I’m not getting paid. I think he thought I worked for him. I was in jeans and a glittery vest, all the dancers were in booty shorts and bikini tops. What the hell, my guy? FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. When I went to pay my bill, one of the owners jokingly said, "Are you here to apply for a job?" Since I've been unemployed for a while and trying to find work, I said, "What would you like me to do?" She replied, "That was a rhetorical question." I knew it. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML
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Top comments
MrCareless 17
Best job ever?
roxyroller20 15
At least you love your job!
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Comments (37)
MrCareless 17
Best job ever?
roxyroller20 15
At least you love your job!
nphill82 21
You must be in good shape, that shit's tough.
Dreamsorrow93 24
I was once paid to dance... Lost my favorite sock at the end.
wildgenius 13
This sounds like the tales of a stripper in training.
loera1110 6
That would be a badass job
AnOriginalName 19
Except that it's insanely time-consuming and you have to pay them to do it.
NotPatSajak 11
I'd like to have that job. Sounds fun.
tfriend3 15
Hey at least you're having fun right? Now get to work on those applications or you might start having other, less pleasant realizations...
acommonman 23
If you dance like a god, I fail to see the problem.
nreed32 20
Simple solution: Get a job.
tiredteenager 16
Not so simple in a lot of places :')