Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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SonOfAMitch 14
A whistle key finder? Does it find your keys when you whistle? That sounds like a badass gift to me.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Record a whistle sound on your phone so you can play it back when you loose your keys.
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Comments (59)
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
better than nothing at all
PancakeSlap 23
Exactly. I'd be happy just to get a gift. Honestly, are you really close enough to your grandmother that she should know you whistle?
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Why. not just learn to whistle instead of complaining about it.
jazzy_123 20
12, no matter how close you are to someone, you won't always notice the little things. I didn't know my sister couldn't do a taco tongue until just recently, and that's someone I grew up with, I have been living with and seeing almost everyday since she was born. We're only a year apart too.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Be positive :P
Rainhawk94 27
Oh geez, its just like telling someone to be happy. Doesn't really help
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Sarcasm dude, I know it doesn't help haha
crazytwinsmom 25
OP is positive that they can't whistle.
IceMan11 23
You should probably teach yourself then.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Maybe OP's missing their two front teeth?
StompinOnCrayons 15
I hear flo rida's "whistle baby" is very informative *joke(
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Record a whistle sound on your phone so you can play it back when you loose your keys.
CheckMyProfile 17
Wow .. What a smart idea, but unfortunately you've misspelled lose : (
JMichael 26
Who cares? You're just mad you didn't think of it first.
SonOfAMitch 14
A whistle key finder? Does it find your keys when you whistle? That sounds like a badass gift to me.
Enslaved 38
"You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go"
DarkPandaXD 15
You DO realise that the lyrics to his song have absolutely nothing to do with whistling, right?
rhysfucker 24
I prefer this version of whistling.
NineeCat 32
You don't say...
PancakeSlap 23
Get a whistle. Just don't put it on your key ring.
abhi95 31
That is such an awesome gift! The least you can do is learn to whistle
idiotgenius 15
go on youtube, they have some instructional videos that helped me.
Picky_nicky 11
At least she thought of you ....
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Exactly! It's the thought that counts! Everyone is too hung up on Christmas gifts and gimme gimme gimme! There's too much emphasis on presents instead of the actual meaning of Christmas and spending time with your loved ones. Merry Christmas everyone!! :) (I'm a day late sorry!)