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Puff301 Tuggerah, Australia

Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML

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Puff301 18

Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted

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GoldenTornado11 15

You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."

Tripartita 45

Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!

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Comments (72)

Puff301 18

Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thanks for the feedback OP!!

more4me 27

See, that was Karma at work already. You got good Karma points and your FML got posted. ; )

IndefiniteBeauty 17

I would've been rude to him and said something back.

samlovesham1234 9

Since it was on purpose, I'd have gotten back up, grabbed the nearest drink, and "accidentally" spilt it on his crotch.

IndieCowboy 15

There's a thing called punching his face in. Be an Australian...

davek 36

Get up and stamp hard on their ankle.

justanormalone 16

Should have punched his face and said "oh! you didn't see that one coming? maybe try the glasses you were advertising."

Ikaros1 10

There's this thing called being polite. maybe he should ******* try it.

jessica0585 2

i would have kicked him in his leg

genshift 8

There's also a thing called a fist. Someone's going to use one on him if he keeps that up.

ericp96 10

I woulda said there's a thing called the law which prevents me from beating your ass to a pulp

Libby817 2

What an asshole!!