Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML
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Puff301 18
Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted
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GoldenTornado11 15
You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."
Tripartita 45
Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!
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davo_ib_local 14
I would have figured out that ******* name before we land and hide his bags before he gets to the baggage claim lol...."Can't find your bags? It's called glasses ****** use them!!" hahahah
twilight2002 17
or he's cheating on you
Pop_And_Lock 14
Punch him in the nuts and say, "There's a thing called a cup, USE IT."
xtg14x 13
And a middle finger to the 1396 who hit YDI.