Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML
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DiversityHD 16
That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.
KayDee29 31
Just go ahead and chop that hand off, OP. Just to be safe.
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Comments (45)
interesting33 37
You sucked it up. In your next interview you can use it as a time you did and handled something you didn't like but was for the best of the company.
Gundel 22
Congrats on the new job and getting bacterias from your boss ;-) I always wonder, how some people can show up such disgusting behaviour.
LPac5295 27
Hopefully there was a bathroom nearby and you were able to wash that off. Congratulations on the job though!
trucker2 33
So spit in your hand and shake his again.... Teamplayer
melanielovejeff 15
Interesting name. My maiden name is Oosterman. By the way, I would have called him on it.
Zmanryan3 9
Sounds like you need to keep some hand sanitizer in you pocket
UserDoesNotExist 12
Sorry for swearing, but I'd freak the **** out
DanielleinDC 34
Eww...that's just nasty and unhygienic. I hope you were able to get to a restroom quickly.
UserDoesNotExist 12
3 bottles? Wow, sorry you had to experience that OP.
RashaMae 2
i was eating yoghurt when i read this