Today, I realized that my fiancé is more invested in getting his lingerie and tattoo-clad friend on the cover of Inked Magazine than help plan our wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I don't think your boyfriend's "friend" is getting penetrated by tattoo needles only. If you know what I mean ;)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Kat von Dickbag sounds really committed to this relationship.
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Comments (4)
Chazzster 32
The wedding festivities and party are usually much more important to the bride than the groom. Don’t expect your fiancé to be exactly like you. If he were it would be a boring relationship… Weddings are important because of the commitment of each to each other and the marriage. In my opinion, the parties and festivities are nice but far, far less important than the marriage. What color your bridesmaids dresses are, the style of your dress, what is served at the reception will ultimately be of near zero importance. Only the strength of your commitment to each other as partners in life will matter very much in the long run.
Thaylok 17
Fully Agreed! Let's face it, it is NOT his day, it's hers. He only wants her to be happy. Even if it means dressing up in some constricting tux. He would be very happy with going to the JP and being done with it.
RichardPencil 32
I don't think your boyfriend's "friend" is getting penetrated by tattoo needles only. If you know what I mean ;)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Kat von Dickbag sounds really committed to this relationship.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You may want to rethink that wedding if that's where your fiance's priorities are.