Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
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Top comments
ThexFroggyGirl 21
Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.
007type 26
Were you also drunk when you saw the video?
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Comments (135)
KeepCalm007 4
Sucks because he should have said "dude that was you" but also why film that?!
JPEllis 0
Why on earthly **** would he record that and keep it? And when your drunk, do you shift shapes?
zombiekitten87 12
Do you change into a different person while drunk? Or we're you drunk while you watched it and didn't recognize your own face?
barrett89 1
Just pretend it didn't matter and act like he is stupid for dwelling on it and then give him more head he will be happy as a clam and all will be well in ur relationship
KiddNYC1O 22
Smooth. Literally.
stonedfishies 10
Were you drunk when you watched the video? How did you not recognize yourself?
88vivera 9
It's sad when one can not recognize themself
TonyRuckus 5
dumbass
dabeast15 7
SHIT! pay ******* more attention!
RedPillSucks 33
yes. cause it's the ******* attention that us guys like best. That and the head attention and the bacon attention.
fordneagles 34
I'm glad you dumped him, he deserves much better than you. Would have been better if he'd dumper you though. Don't even bother grovelling back to him, just let him go.
PedroTall 0
It's so interesting because 85% of our residents in the USA don't understand what they say or write themselves .... Excuse me while I re-read your comment and my reply.