Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
She deserves it for fishing for compliments.
24788 7
You know you wanted to say that because she's always bitching about her weight. I hate how fit woman say they are fat and need to lose weight. I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm ******* glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.
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containsnosoy 0
It pisses me off when people talk down about themselves and then expect people to disagree. I always want to agree, "YES you ARE fat", especially since every person I've heard complain about being fat is skinny. It sucks your wording slipped, but she'll get over it. (Hopefully before she complains to all her friends about what you said.)
rakethewidower 0
how can it be said ydi? I know I do that all the time, innocent mistake.
superkitten_fml 0
Urgh, I hate girls who moan about their bodies when there's nothing wrong with them.
quesh 0
yea that sucks.I hope u apologized though.
SumKid_fml 0
U should've shut her up by sticking your dick in her mouth.
apfunction 0
you TALK in the shower? of all things you could be doing in the shower with her...you talk?
hypergal 1
haha lol u fuked up
Key_of_Heart 0
wOw, how do u "accidently" say tht? r u retarded?
Acidwash1987 0
How can you not type out full words? Are you retarded?
Laxloverr24 0
I accidently do that all the time. and no, I am not retarded. it's okay, just tell her what happened. hopefully, she will understand.
under_estimated 0
this was AMAZING hahaha it made me laugh non-stop! I've totally done something like that before. But that totally sucks lmfao!!