Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)
Donthavekids 0
Is your cat a tiger?
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Comments (89)
fudrick 0
#24 ******* wins.
AAAAHHHH12 2
What? The kitty needed a bath too. Not that licking its fur never did the job. But still...
newguy12 0
i guess you're not a cat person #33
wtflolomg 0
hit those bastards with you car :)
Calaura9 0
You deserve it for not being able to beat up a cat in the shower.
neonoodle 0
That is really ****** up for the cat. My roommate threw my cat in a shower too, and it traumatized him for the rest of his life.
lolwatlol 0
ITS A LION! GET IN THE FKING CAR!
waterynuggets 0
AFV video or it didn't happen
artiststatement 21
I feel that Tarynkd should feel bad for both the poster and the cat. Something like that does have the potential to traumatize the cat for the rest of it's life and cause it to do all sorts of things without warning or even realizing it. Almost all cats hate water. It's just in their genetics. Tarynkd should, however, show SOME sympathy to the poster because he DID have to get stitches and stitches are never fun. And he's got some douchy friends.
GeeKYprincess121 0
LOL. SFY but funny.