Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
StzaCrack666 18
never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now
fsomelife 26
At least he didn't sneeze...
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Comments (143)
mikeramos 2
just say penis. that actually took me a while to comprehend because I thought he had a hard nose!
shins 7
Grow up and use big girl words. Try his wee wee next time.
ballpython 15
Did you think to get his license plate and call the cops for indecent exposure? That would make him think twice next time not to mention if you are a minor he would be in really deep shit.
whogivesafuck88 10
Apparently you supersized it for him
gg27787 6
"Sex nose." Thank you for gracing me with this addition to my vocabulary. I have to use it now.
Beva_fml 15
Sex-nose? Never heard the term before.
panther_73 7
Sex-nose? Who the hell says that? Where you from?
rowdeezy 6
I thought of squid ward
alicealiveordead 13
call the cops, kinda sounds like a sexual harassment case in the making.
capodanno 4
If you are a minor you could call the police. One way ticket to being a sex offender