Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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Welshite 40
Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.
euphoricness 28
And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?
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poncho55 40
I feel your pain OP. I work at Panda Express and I have had quite a few customers who say that they'd like "a RICE bowl of chow mein" meaning they want a PANDA BOWL with just chow mein and one entree. It's not a ******* "rice bowl", especially if you DON'T WANT RICE IN YOUR "RICE BOWL". *heavy breathing* Okay, glad I got that out, haha.
revidffum69 22
For all you people that don't understand what Chipotle is... it is a burrito assembly line, where you build your own burrito by telling the employee what you want on it. It is exactly like a salad bar, but with items you would construct a burrito with. It is nothing like taco bell. You create your own burrito. Hopefully this makes sense, and clears up a lot of confusion. However, there will still be a lot of stupid comments, because half of you won't read this before commenting.
simsgirlgem 25
God I think I have slapped her yeah I have been fired if it were me and I did that but that is so stupid
bunny409 14
I work at arby's some idiot asked me what comes on the ham amd cheddar melt :/
sarahbevan20 11
Losing faith in humanity
YoungTexx066 8
Oh my god. I feel your pain, I work at Taco Bueno & have to deal with idiots like this constantly.
squidgyforaday 12
the stupidity hurts
JoeyBelle18 11
I work at chickfila and every other week I get asked if we have fish.
jz128 6
my parents have a restaurant ive had people order chicken quesadillas without chicken -.-
yerawizardlizzy 27
I'm guessing the OP is the person working at Chipotle... This reads like the girl is working there.
revidffum69 22
Duh