Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
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Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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Welshite 40
Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.
euphoricness 28
And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?
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Comments (175)
ncsMcLaren77 12
Uh Oh, Retard Alert
caitlinbblack 14
She wanted everything the steak burrito had but wanted to swap the steak with the chicken.
revidffum69 22
See post #131...
Kaylias 6
She could have just been stupid but she also could have thought they were premade and she wanted everything on a steak burrito but with chicken instead. I know that's not how chipotle works. But she couldn't have known. Or maybes she's stupid. XD
halomasterT2012 7
Did you tell her that's called a chicken burrito?
xxxkassixxx 8
This is why god made chicken burritos I really have an urge to smack myself in the face
sickerthanyou 13
next time give her a pork burrito, and tell her it looks like beef but it's dark meat chicken.
beyamia 6
Thank God I skipped the stupid part of my teenage years.
diva239 8
This is why I hate people
ladyofthewest 11
omg......i used to work at chipotle. this is for reals. there so many moments where id look at them and want to say "are you legitimately stupid? or ******* with me?" it is sad how dumb kids are these days
imber_xp 10
Chipotle sucks. Welcome to Moes!