Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
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Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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Welshite 40
Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.
euphoricness 28
And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?
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Comments (175)
jonahwalzer 12
Did she ask to have swag with it...?
worldclassrager 41
Well that's one way to ask for a chicken burrito...maybe double the meat or something...
snugglepandas 5
omg thats great
dman798 18
No that isn't great... Please tell me you were joking
scice03 8
This makes me madder than most FMLs.
erinlee0103 13
I'm not entirely sure how the menu works at Chipotle, but I know where I work, the burrito and enchilada menu items can be kind of confusing. It lists certain meat fillings with certain sauces and if you wanted to just switch out the meat but keep the same kind of sauce on something, I could understand why you'd ask for it that way. "Can I get the chicken enchilada with suiza sauce but get beef fajita instead?" might sound kinda silly but it's not completely unreasonable.
scootersgirl1987 11
welcome to modern society. these people will one day breed. be afraid, be very afraid
bikergirl93 18
ok, whats a chipotle???
sarahbevan20 11
Google it
ni0ve 9
At a sub shop i worked, ppl would ask how big the footlong was
Xalandra 17
I had a customer similar to this one today. They had our weekly ad with them and they wanted to know which tulle (fabric for tutus for those who don't know) was on sale. It clearly said "Wide Tulle 40% off" but she still needed an explanation as to which tulle was on sale.....because reading the end of a fabric bolt is just too damn confusing or something.
roundtherose 10
Well I understand where she's coming from. The menu usually says one specific meat (and sometimes I want a different kind) so I order that but then ask to change the meats. It's not as bad as it's portrayed.