Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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Welshite 40
Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.
euphoricness 28
And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?
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Comments (175)
thatguynow 13
I swear we're not all like that
jrock9093 18
Lol yeah sure one chicken burrito coming up lol
thatADHDdude 21
I don't know what disappoints me more, this, or the cheeseburger with extra swag.
angiespook 18
Hahahaha.
bikergirl93 18
deffo the cheeseburger
Zimmington 21
117- The **** is "deffo"?
imbedderdenu 23
wow. exactly why I despise todays youth.
ufuqinkiddin 5
Give her chicken, charge her for steak! What's the big deal? When I worked fast food, we had a customer who regularly ordered a double cheeseburger without the cheese. It was $1 more than the double hamburger (also on the menu, right above the double cheeseburger) but I still charged him for the double cheeseburger. If you are dumb enough to order something more expensive and then make it a special to a lower cost item, you are dumb enough to get charged full price for the more expensive item.
Enslaved 38
Why not inform him vs ripping him off?
UsernameHere234 13
Because 'MURICA
kozzard 17
customers like that get more pissed that you corrected them than the fact that they were ripping themselves off...personal experience
Lacist 19
I know right, this doesn't hurt the OP's life at all. Oh no some stupid teen asked for a steak burrito but with chicken, that's something you laugh at not FML over.
Nakoma_fml 10
When I worked at Olive Garden I had a female customer ask if she could get a chicken ceaser salad without the chicken.
awilliams44 9
Hey I'm blonde! Don't hate. And teens these days
Bevspeaks 11
Did she also order a Mahi Mahi with like, only one Mahi, becase she's just not that hungry?
FlyingPie 17
I used to work in a fast food place, and I remember one customer ordering a "hamburger with cheese" rather than saying "cheeseburger".
frizz101 22
Wow, that's almost as bad as ordering a pepperoni pizza without the pepperoni... It's girls like that that make me ashamed to be female...
XSimpleDesignX 18
My favorite when I worked at a pizza place was when they'd ask for a cheese and pepperoni pizza, and wonder why I'm charging them for two pizzas. -___- Apparently in some alternate universe pizza's don't already come with cheese...