oops
United States
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
combovercaiti_
Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML
Loud
Australia
Denial
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Anonymous
United States
Shyness alert
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
dealtit
Toccoa, United States
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
Gob
United States
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
fartwoman
United States
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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splat_fml 0
Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.
24788 7
That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!
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bcmg44 0
lol @ 24
Randomness21 0
Ha ha, I would have said "what was that noise? did you guys hear that?" Something to try and cover it up, if possible. lol.
NickelPhosphate 0
Haha bend from your knees and don't bend over. Less chance of farting, and your butt won't be in the air :)
warmvanillasugar 0
Now why can't all FMLs be simple and hilarious like this one? I hate it when people talk like this, "I ran into my back yard. There was a trash can in the middle of the driveway. I didn't see it. I fell in. I smell."
genius_man16 1
#26 are you serious? You're really gonna sit there and critique the way the OP worded her FML? I think you're the one in the 20th Century. Here in the 21st Century people frankly don't give a shit.
baby_love 0
How much of a tip did you get? lol this is pretty funny
sparda4355 0
#9 FTW!
Mexistache 0
How do you "accidentally" fart? YDI for having a loose asshole!
kellster 2
You couldn't tell you had gas? That sucks, though, how embarrassing! I hope they still tipped! Ditto to #24. Wtf, #23? What century are you living in???
hustler123 0
23- the word fart doesnt make a difference be little bit more mature than that mannerfull asshole...agree with 39 wat ****** century do you live in do they still churn butter from where your from???? Haha and that sucks lol