oops
United States
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
combovercaiti_
Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML
Loud
Australia
Denial
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Anonymous
United States
Shyness alert
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
dealtit
Toccoa, United States
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
Gob
United States
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
fartwoman
United States
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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splat_fml 0
Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.
24788 7
That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!
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Comments (109)
musigreg 0
LOL #10 and eww , haha
punkazzneon 0
Did it stink?
Stunt_fml 5
Whatever type of girl that says the word "fart," needs to learn better manners in the first place.
jess6blondie9 3
Oh is that bad manners for a girl to say fart? What the hell else do you expect us to call it? Everyone farts, everyone poops. Stfu and stop being such a butt wrinkle.
Proxgotsthafia 0
@23: Whatever type of person gives a shit that a girl says the word "fart," needs to learn not to be a stuck-up douche.
mylifesucksfmlfm 0
True. Lol
Yeoman 0
Thats awesome! I hope it was right in some old guys face.
rukusrazor 0
Waitress? People still use that? Same people that says "Stewardess?". "Today, while waiting tables, I bent..." is more 21st century. However, this is pretty funny. Nice one.
DynamicDave 11
You're a douche. Please go away.
poolshark 0
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you...
BalenciagaBetch9 0
hahah did they still tip you? thats all that matters.
cransformer 0
Charming
I2OI3 0
Ya we need more details how big was the tip? If my waitress did something like that, and it stank and ruined my meal - I'd have to get some free desert or something to make up for that..