Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
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ilg4evr 0
I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.
Brey1013 0
Lice is the plural for louse. one louse, many lice. Nice command of the English language you got there Junolee...
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Comments (71)
shellie123 0
pl
CooLbEAnS1096 0
why would they think u have lice cuz a cockroach fell on u? sounds like your neighbors are pricks.
chux4w 0
I don't blame them, you have some giant lice!
Oreogasm 5
roaches creep the crap out of me. all bugs do. just thinking about them makes me cringe, let alone have one living in my hair. you should shave your head or cut it short, TC. that way, they won't live be living on your head or give anyone reason for think so.
ghostwitch1863 0
lice... cockroaches... it's all nasty and now so are you.
thundercats29 0
Idiots. Cockroaches are an inch or two big. A louse is about .5mm big.
monkeypaw 0
i think she meant that she felt something fall into her hair, so she started to shake it out and scratching, almost as if she had lice?
blueeyes24 0
Agreed at least that's the way I understood it. Of course if that happened to me I would be buying out of that lease asap! FYL for where you live... screw the new neighbors!
Person1233 13
FYL for living in "Guangdong," lmfao
paperisuseful 0
first
misskity6 0
this ones fake