dentistrygirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
The dead of the night
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Anonymous
United States
Self report
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
ali grace
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
IceMage
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Ohfman117
United States
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
missydee21 3
Guess seeking men in or out runs from mom to daughter
Pinkfreak43 5
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, now does it! Well I hope she wasn't mad?
roseXthorns 8
Are you asking yourself if you hope her mom wasn't mad, or was that last sentence not supposed to be a question?
dancingstar991 0
Why should she be mad??? If she was mad at me for doing that when she was Doing the same, I would say "Practice what you preach."
KiddNYC1O 22
Looks like exclamation point and question mark are confused.
drewfus2 6
Remember Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives.
olpally 33
There's no reason to sneak around anymore now... Sounds like she broke her own rule she made for you... Lol
cornyrob 33
At least the two guys weren't the same person
Rhysviri 10
Is that possible?
rattusrattus 19
TIME TRAVEL. That is all.
doctorhook86 25
"It's nobody, babe. Don't worry," he said to his girlfriend as her mother sexted him at 2:30am. "Why don't you go back to sleep? I'm just gonna go grab a quick snack from the other room...."
8KAGE8 8
"I'll go my way...you go yours. This never happened..."
lovepandorasaver 11
On a good note, now you don't have to sneak them out anymore
the_true_batman 10
Awkward foursome?
mhopper 13
If you could get away with sneaking out your guy, you can totally use this as blackmail towards your mom. She deserves it if she's easily caught!
twotenfresh 3
Tell your mom sorry I didn't call
Vega4628 2
Hahaha!!!
OhDearBetrayal 25
I read your comment, and then looked to your profile picture to see a near exact image of myself after reading your comment. Well done, sir.