Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, my family had to travel for a funeral. On the drive down, I saw that my son had brought his Switch. I always suspected he didn't care about anything but himself, but this hurts worse than ever confirming that he prizes his stupid video games over us and our collective grief. FML
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jaycro 0
real men cry for pokemon
pingpongpenguin 3
are you dating or baby sitting?
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Comments (294)
niquack 0
I would cry too... I feel really sorry for your bf. :'(
perdix 31
I have the feeling that the OP is a 48-year-old, dried-up cougar wannabe who carts around this man-child just so she can meet the requirements of cougardom. Anyone else getting that?
WillyShakes 0
WIN.
hahathisislife 1
I hope your not still dating him
Geiko_fml 0
I'd feel so horrible for forgetting my DS after driving 8 hours to a event... Although, I don't think I'd be in that position anyways..
JesseJaymz 0
sooooooo you're still a virgin?
lindseytaylor201 0
oh he's definetly a keeper.
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
8 hours without pokemon that's crazy lol
SoulessRed 0
He's my new hero
radkelsie24 0
pathetic haha
gusgus36 5
.... it's illegal to date 8 year olds. also lol is this the same guy as the other pokemon FML like 2 days ago?
noahvs67 0
what was that one about??