Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, my family had to travel for a funeral. On the drive down, I saw that my son had brought his Switch. I always suspected he didn't care about anything but himself, but this hurts worse than ever confirming that he prizes his stupid video games over us and our collective grief. FML
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jaycro 0
real men cry for pokemon
pingpongpenguin 3
are you dating or baby sitting?
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Comments (294)
RedRiot 0
OMG LAWL!! Hahahahahaaaaa, that is to funny. They see them trollin they haten patrollin trying to catch them writing dirty.
RedRiot 0
To answer one of the comments above about all these womanly men. Well little boy! I must aware you that today's guys are turning into little girls, who do I blame? JUSTIN BIEBER and GINGERS and the biggest one TWILIGHT VAMPIRE KIDS! Now for us girls it hard to find a man that is both sensitive and nice but can acctually defend they're woman. MAN UP YOU LITTLE WUSSYS!
Ggirl26 0
Why do you blame the gingers? That is the most stupid thing you could have said, grow up and get over yourself, its a colour, and to be honest, a gorgeous colour, what's the big deal?
Big_Boner 3
Justin Bierber and Twilight obsessed kids, YES! Gingers, NO! Like #208 said it's just a colour, grow up douchebag. Also, OP YDI for driving him 8 hours to a pokemon event in the first place.
nickstifler 0
I would cry too omg. exclusive pokemon like ho-oh or deoxys are given out at these events. holy shit poor guy
benny92 0
why r u dating a child?!?!? WTF!?!?
trappedinthevoid 0
whenever I start thinking I'm the biggest nerd in the world, I read fml's :)
z7_SPIDER_7z 0
freetime to dump him for someone more mature. say a twelve year old?
Craw25 0
get a new boyfriend
steggunekoms 0
my bf is 22 and still plays pokemon on ds and the card game..
Lisa89 3
Yes suprisingly not everyone likes exacly the same thing at exacly the same age... if that was the case the whole world would be a very boring place. I think going out at night and listening to rubbish music while annoying drunk people surround me is pretty lame but I'm not going to judge people who like to do it. And the OP is in Taiwan? I have a feeling asian cultures are much better at keeping their youth and appreciating all differnt hobbies, even what is considered to some as 'childrens' hobbies, even when adults. But I admit, he shouldn't have cried, or better still not have forgotten his DS.
Lisa89 3
OMG FHL!!!
stubby84 0
lmfao!!!!! i think she meant 7 not 27!!!!! haha wow you have to post a picture of him