Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
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Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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cocacola999 27
Technically, you can't even be sure it's her father's penis...
oj101 33
The iGeneration.
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Comments (94)
darkmis1 18
Why didn't you click photos?
Brandonep 13
I'm not super familiar with this, but didn't op say the mom sent it on iMessage?
darkmis1 18
Sorry. Must've missed that part....that's what I get for reading these first thing in the morning haha.
notyobabymomma 4
Am I the only one who noticed that the mom SENT it via iMessage which leads me to think it was intentionally sent to the iPad for the babysitter to see
permannator 10
Yes. Yes you are
kawaiisakura 12
Okay, if its a "family" iPad then why the hell are they sexting on it?? That should be done with personal devices, not family ones.
TinyGiant 4
My thoughts exactly, either the little girl isn't actually allowed to use the iPad or the parents need to stick to their personal cells for their sexting
BellaBelle_fml 23
If all of your Apple devices are linked to the same iTunes account and are all iMessage compatible, then any text, that is sent via iMessage, as is the case in this situation, are all automatically sent to every device.
eaglerob 20
Isn't that the beginning to a really cheesy porno??
Flowsidon 6
Without that "hotdog" she wouldn't even be here
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Thats what you got from this FML? Really?
picante72 24
Post it on their family Instagram.
lvgurlie89 6
It may be the "family iPad" but the father probably has his text messages connected to it. That means that whenever someone sends a text to his phone it pops up on the iPad also. That's how my husband's iPad is set up, I'm assuming the wife is not up to speed on technology and sent the pic w/o knowing what would happen.
martin_martian7 11
She will never look at a hotdog the same.
happle 21
Especially someone else's kid.
gregnc_fml 18
I would love to hear the conversation you had with the mother telling her of the inappropriate hotdog picture her little girl saw.