Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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luke_bryan_fan 6
At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.
PenguinBitch 44
Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.
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Comments (59)
interesting33 37
That sounds rude of them to ask about having a feel :/ Hope you are okay - everyone will forget about it, don't worry just carry on as if nothing happened
Strangemixie 8
You should have let him feel it.
onorexveritas 24
that's hot (sarcasm)
KaiCer0 8
I would say FYL, but you need to get into shape. That situation right there should be an eye opener for you
B1TCH 2
Well #28 if something such as weight is a problem that you find embarrasing...then change it... if someone don`t have a problem with their weight then awesome but if you have back boobs and don`t like it then diet.... it isn`t rocket sience... thanks. It is as simple as if you dont like your hair...cut it. If you don`t like the color... die it... duh! But thank you for informing me what "op" means...
Bob343434 10
Dye*
Xotoolyxo 16
Time for a new job ?
pittyfinny 4
You must have some huge low hanging man boobs
lambda_fml 40
And unofficially?
Seany_93 18
Oh gees man, i remember when i was like that, i worked it all off, you can too man. Just remember one thing, Persistence.
U_GotitDude 18
Lmao creepy old dude