Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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luke_bryan_fan 6
At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.
PenguinBitch 44
Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.
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Comments (59)
loozoo730 7
Make some quick extra cash, and charge for a quick feel!
DocBastard 40
I was always under the impression that NO ONE liked man boobs. I stand corrected.
mario2012 18
Well you're married aren't you? :P Sorry. Had to. It was wide open.
Jordath_Fil 11
Just how short is your shirt that snagging it with your watch uncovers your man boobs?
buckdharma 38
#16- Just close your eyes.
rhysfucker 24
Maybe they're really saggy man boobs...
poccocurantes 7
You know. It's one of those nursing homes where the uniform is crop tops and tight pants. in the summer it's banana hammocks and suntan oil.
dogpfcorn 11
Gross you're fat
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
And you're a rude ****..
poccocurantes 7
You shouldn't be so mean #40. Those may be the only three words she knows.
braja3249 4
Too many of these FML's recently have been so exaggerated. Honestly, it's extremely hard to believe that you could get your shirt pulled up because of your watch, let alone someone asking to feel your man boobs.
perdix 31
Tell him he can if he'll put you in his will. Imagine how pissed the family will be when they find the old guy willed his entire estate to Mr. Moobs!
poccocurantes 7
That's what I'm sayin. Go ahead and rub some oil on grandpa these bad boys are100% natural. Just lay down the ground rules, no jerkin the Jurassic pork.
1dvs_bstd 41
Well, did you give him a feel?
B1TCH 2
1. Thats gross 2. If you don`t want people seeing your boobs/moobs... diet 3. What does "op" stand for... I`m new here.
False_Stupidity 42
A) Organic Peppermints B) Orange Penis C) Optimus Prime D) Original Poster E) Orgasming Perpetrator You choose, they're all valid though only one is correct in this context ;)
DanielleinDC 34
Well, 25, your screen name is surely accurate. OP is "original poster"--the person who posted the FML. As for you, Mooby, that surely is embarrassing, but you did provide amusement for a bunch of old folks. I'm just sorry the person asking for a feel was a guy.
buckdharma 38
Op was on tv. You know, Andy's little boy. All of Aunt Bee's cooking caused op to have man boobs.
Kidkaplan 19
It was clay aikens grandfather
tim374 26
Was he sane? I hope not for your sake.