Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
luc887_fml 28
Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."
imp4ct 15
pussyblocked?
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Comments (121)
NPN_Scorpio 16
That's a seriously kinky kitty you've got there. The felines that have happened to be there when I've had sex just moved ever so silently closer to get a good eyeful and then got the hell out of the way.
saltysilverfox 7
put it down
jixiekat 14
presents new challenges ;) jk that.was wierd
xnyletak 17
Dogs > cats.
Chiaroscuro 21
Hubby and I have the same problem with our cat! We shut her out of our room, but she still gets back in!! O.o
omgitsmawh 6
omg that is embarrassing
katie_leone 4
How about u lock the cat up next time ever think of that
skylee_fml 9
sweetie hate to break it to ya but your pussywhipped
Sharky353 3
I laughed at this and I'm not sorry =))
ErwinsWife 5
That is disgusting. Why have an animal where you are having sex? It's called kick them out of the room.