Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."
dinorider_fml 4
Everyone nose that pun already
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Comments (99)
windfuelsfire 10
Hat-CHAAA Pop goes the eardrum!
mario2012 18
Go away.
twye 22
I know that hurt. Hope you feel better soon.
caplox 6
at least you didn't shoot out a snot-rocket.
gracehi 33
I think a snot rocket would be better than blowing out an eardrum.
Celina_Lune 20
Sorry to hear that OP..
Janawa 22
That stinks, hope you feel better!
ozone9914 2
i wonder how that feels like
CandyDolll 7
Is it bad to hold in your sneezes? I do that :/. Hope OP feels better .
RockN 10
Yes its bad cuz u let some foreign objects get inside ur nose....source Google
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Not sure about "foreign objects" but you can pop a blood vessel or break a rib from holding it in. Or so I heard…
Mf2307 15
yea i heard its really bad to hold your sneezes i have tried and it hurts
denden_mushi 11
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't fart either. That happens to some people when they sneeze a lot.
Nbrandwine 7
What the **** is that profile picture?
Omni7 11
Its from an anime called one piece
MetalMosher665 3
I'm more interested in how you did that? Must have been some major sneeze to create enough pressure in your ear to blow your eardrum. It takes a lot to do that.
kirdypie 14
I know that feel bro I've popped a rib from sneezing and also given myself a concussion. Fyl indeed