Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."
dinorider_fml 4
Everyone nose that pun already
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SpikyG 3
Someone send this guy/girl a box of tissue (and lotion).
secretsymbiote21 5
that really sucks. the best of people can laugh at themselves
jesspie 8
I've done that before - both eardrums went. Hope you're feeling ok OP, don't do any sudden movements, you'll probably be very dizzy.
Sai_Run614 7
A sneeze is one tenth of a orgasim. Doesnt matter had sex.
Posthuman 26
If it's 1/10, the OP really only got foreplay. ALMOST had sex
gmc_blossom 21
70- Doesn't matter. ******.
conholio33 28
Sorry to hear that OP hope you get well soon
bwzwally8 15
What?! Can't hear you..
nancyschmancy 9
It could have been w
nancyschmancy 9
F'ing iPod. You could have peed yourself too. Wouldn't that have been horrifying? Did you literally blow the drum out? Or did you ear just pop like a mofo?
pennies_lane 6
Yes, the ear drum flew right out of the ear and went rolling across the floor :/
nancyschmancy 9
I meant blow a hole in it. But your comment did make me laugh!
KiddNYC1O 22
Hearing loss is painless and progressive, my friend.
sataris20 5
If you would actually sneeze and not surpress it like so many women do, your body wouldn't have to keep sneezing. It's a natural function, let it happen!!!!
deems33 1
That blowsss! Hahaha jkkk! I only said that cuz she said that! /