Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.
whatwhat 0
How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?
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Comments (180)
xalexrulesx 0
-shakes head side to side in disappointment-
Triceratops4Lif 7
Maybe you should let her do her ******* job, ****
BaldOuting 0
definitely deserved.
shani__ 0
... When I straighten my hair, I don't watch my hair the WHOLE time.. Nor when I straighten someone elses hair. The only attention it REALLY needs is when you clamp the hair between the hot irons and you just slowly pull down.. Wow.. I mean.. Does it take a scientific degree to multi task whilst straightening hair? YDI, bitch.
melishusss 0
i get nervous too when other people want to straighten my hair, but you were just overreacting!
warmvanillasugar 0
bitch
shananigans 0
Wow, really? My hairdresser is constantly talking to other people while she straightens my hair (and to the people who were wondering, yes, here in America they are called flat irons) and she has never burnt me. Overreaction much?
xKattAttack 0
I lol'd at #44
lifesabit 0
I will second every comment that says overreacting, bitch, etc.
LittleMiss1 0
whats YDI? And smooth...