Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.
whatwhat 0
How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?
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Comments (180)
moosey1234 0
sheesh don't freak on her straining ur hair really doesn't need tht much attention. . . #31 is soo right. . .
vynns 0
LOL #16. Why bother going to your "beautician" if you felt you could have done a better job? YDI.
brooke3 0
you kinda deserved that one.
sprinkesrdelish 5
#3 & #31 so right
mrcarmine 0
you should watch "untamed heart" with marisa tomei and christian slater. you're like the rude chick that marisa tomei bugs out on in the salon hahaha
Jka_fml 0
Serves you right... im a hairstylist and if you where my client i would have laughed at you. your just high matence/ "princess". she probably had zero patience left with you and just wanted to get your out of her chair as fast as she could.
Puolukka 4
#37 It's called high MAINTENANCE... And would probably have done the same thing as the OP...I hate when my hairstylist does not pay attention to what she is doing. I've had my ear burned and scratched before and once she almost stabbed me in the eye because she was too busy chit-chatting with her colleague...it was ridiculous... It doesn't matter if you're a good hairstylist or not...the OP asked her 3 times to pay more attention and probably not just for the hell of it, but because her hairsylist got pretty damn close to burning her ear. What her hairstylist was doing is called bad customer service...
howbout_thisone 13
Hmm, maybe the solution to this would be find a new stylist. Don't return to someone when you can't comfortably sit in their chair without worrying.
crowdish 0
YDI for thinking you can do other people's jobs better than they can. Talk about self absorbed!
Carribu 0
You're a bitch. YDI.
amykillswitch 0
LMAO! you deserved it. Most hairstylist's go to cosmetology school or have intense on the job training. I'm pretty sure they know what they are doing. It's not as easy as it looks and it's worse when they have people like you thinking they know way more. They don't have to watch at every single move they make. Get over yourself and stop being such a brat. You sound like an attention ***** who can only get attention from people who are directly involved with something that has to do with you and when they trail of to something else like talking to other people, you through a bitch fit. wahh! no one is paying attention to ME. 29 and 38. I know you would like to think the "customer is always right" and if you ask for something you should get it no matter what because "you're the customer" but thats not the case. Sorry, get over it. No one is required to listen to you even if you demand something THREE times.