Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.
whatwhat 0
How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?
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Comments (180)
Edmund_Dantes 0
Karma?
anna_3911 0
she's the one used to working with hair. FOR A LIVING. you don't think she knows how to do it? than stay home and do it yourself.
F_edLife247 0
its your fault for being a bitch!!! dumbass.
Coffee_Kaioken 0
**** everyone else saying YDI. I personally understand your annoyance - sometimes it just gets annoying to hear someone else yapping, looking away, laughing and whatever, while they're holding a flat iron that could potentially burn your skin. Even if they wouldn't, they're not looking out for your anxiety. Now, grabbing the iron and saying "LEMME DO IT MYSELF" was a bit over the edge, but your ear said enough "YDI", so I'm just going pure "Your life is ******".
Baby_girl04 0
Lmao, they obviously work at a salon cause they know what there doing! next time take use of your money and let them do it!
Talkative1 0
If you thought you could do it then why did you even go to her in the first place? You PAY her to do your hair. Don't act like such a bitch and maybe you won't get hurt. (My sister's a hairdresser, and she comes home agitated all the time because of bratty customers who think they know hair better than people who've gone through years of beauty school. It ticks me off too.) Let them do their job, and you do yours by just taking it all in. If you were worried about her not even paying attention, why not just talk with her while getting your hair done? Then you'll get all the attention you "need".
howohsopasse 0
Even if a different hairdresser burned you the same way, you had no reason to GRAB the straightener from this one. Damn. Just let her do her job, and if she burns you, you can be a frigid bitch AFTER. Preemptive strikes don't work when driven by fear and not thought through well. Haha....
failwhatwhat 0
you, my friend, are an asshole. i mean i understand when some hairdressers are being stupid, but let them do what they are doing, that is their career. then maybe you can get pissy if she does make a mistake and prevent the embarrassment.
Smarty19 0
you really deserve that one, you were being a bitch.
FMLfangirl89 0
I hate people like you. You totally deserved that for bein a bitch.