Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
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blastvortex 4
Until now, I wasn't aware that people under the age of nine submitted FMLs.
jonny2x4 0
(in Horatio Caine voice) "Well it seems the poo...(quickly puts on shades)... is on YOU". ...YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH......
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Comments (56)
kelsssx0 0
ew
Bend_over 4
I feel your pain... it happened to me too.
Nyasiag 0
FYL
Aciliveth 5
Classic.
WorkThatButt 2
YDI for thinking that rolling into leaves like a freaking 5 year old would be fun.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I'm so tired of these fml's that go like this "I'm a freaking moron. I did something stupid. FML" OP, that brain thingy you have inside your head. You should try using it once in a while.
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO!!! wow, u still roll around in leaves? and #24- its fml, things like this is suppose to happen. or theres no point to this site
marshmallowmouse 0
#24, oh, YOUR brain thing is capable of psychically foreseeing the dog shit in the giant pile of leaves? That's awesome, man. I wish we all had your kind of powers, the sort that let you see straight through tree matter to pinpoint the location of poop. :)
Chaith 16
This needs a cheesy illustration.
eoghanface 0
Bahahahahaaaa..... Idiot(:
xfeliciakillsx 0
soo how old are you? because if your age is a two digit number then you should be more embarrassed by the fact that this was a good idea to you...
Daevas 18
It's never embarrassing to have fun, no matter how old you are.
BlowYaMind 0
haha "I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?" (Step Brothers).