Anonymous
Bronx, United States
Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
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RequilaRainbow
Canada
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Anonymous
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adeeri
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mew
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bad karma
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Candy Andy
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Anonymous
Canada
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
lemonlime66
Look before you leap
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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Marie54321 19
At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?
CJB3228 17
I bet you tasted just as good
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Comments (60)
bayy1432 14
I would have bitten him back honesty.
lux0rd 18
Are you nice tasting cotton candy?
Winnie453 9
Each year, more than 300 New Yorkers are bitten by rats, and more than 1500 New Yorkers are bitten by other New Yorkers. It's like a zombie state.
ohSNAPyall 27
Every year, more than 1500 New Yorkers transform into cotton candy.
worldclassrager 41
I think you'll be better off with cotton candy ice cream
annarcheer 19
he's to comfortable with u
birdybirdchirp 18
blame it on the alcohol..but at least he thinks your sweet.
vikky538 29
let me see.... by any chance do you have the pink fluffy hair..like Nicki minaZ...
MercyFrag 22
And that's how the zombie apocalypse started...
crunchycheeto99 11
You can't go wrong with cotton candy!
GlasgowSneer 13
Would you happen to be a Youtuber named VeeOneEye? Look him up if you don't get what I mean. Lmfao.