Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
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Comments (164)
heyred 11
And you care about what some random douche thinks?
astro2 0
tell him to remember to buy a puncture repair kit incase his girlfriend springs a leak next time XD
sourgirl101 29
Astro2!! too funny!
mzhonesty 0
You should have said his girlfriend's dick is bigger than his.
alexandraa_fml 0
This!
LTMcleod 0
it sounds like a funny joke haha, likeimagine davechap
Hapsap 0
He just said that to feel better about him dating an ugly chick.
kbaker90 0
This has actually happened to me, except the guy had his girlfriend with him at the time. And yeah, she was sexier than me. I'm not sure what the point was, but the girl seemed pleased with herself. Sorry OP.
ColdGold 6
Wow.
iloveloosy12 0
lol he's jealous and going into denial
kenman884 2
YDI for being so sensitive. Really? Why would he randomly say something like that unless you actually were? And even if you weren't, then he's just crazy and his words should be dismissed without thought. And even so, looks are not everything. But I guess that's all you have going for you, because you're obviously lacking in the brain department.
lovemycowboys 3
obviously a schizophrenic and he was talkn about his imaginary girlfriend.
KingRDZ 0
haaaaaaaaaaaa