Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
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Comments (164)
DocsWifey 0
Wow that really sucks. Don't worry he was probably just a tweaked out bum anyway, also where were eating cause it's been raining in san diego all weekend.
snafu57 1
should have said my right. hand is sexier than you gay guy
blairyboo 0
so wht?! he's just a random guy off the street if it was a teenager then it was probably a dare so dnt feel bad and he may be drunk
mrmidi 0
"This sandwich is smarter than you" would have been a good reply.
Masochistic 0
Best comment here.
jennnwoww 2
that's what I was thinking :)
wordgirl 0
That's code for: "I'm a loser and I don't have a girlfriend, but I can't accept it, so I lie about it. Telling you that my gf is hotter than you just adds realism to my tale." ;)
darkmis1 18
Why do you care what some random stranger thinks of you?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
inorite
awesome_o 0
i doubt he has a girlfriend.
kikiface 1
hahahah what the ****? he probably doesn't have a girlfriend at all
Quest_ 13
It sounds like he was somehow disoriented by your beauty and felt the need the humble you. Like someone above stated, it doesn't really sound like something you'd say to a less attractive person. I hope you didn't let the idiot get you down too much.
cadillackitty 0
you should have said your boyfriend has a bigger dick than you!