Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
He likes it extra-virgin.
flashback.miss 28
well, at least we know another use for olive oil...
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Comments (64)
bobo_the_bear 5
Well, don't leave us hanging, is it good or anal?
LanceGoodthrust 19
Jesus Christ, man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!
zoegirl_455 30
I see a possible Christmas gift in the future...just make sure the card says "remember to delete your history!"
perdix 31
Ask Popeye.
buckdharma 38
"Where's the entrance to the exit?" A-gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah...
protoskore 27
Yes
Schiffy 18
Is Olive Oil good for our country? Is ObamaCare good for anal?
BlesstheSilence 11
I've never heard of someone softening their booty hole with olive oil. Make sure you tell him how to delete his history.
Enslaved 38
"Oral sex makes my day Butt Anal sex makes my hole weak"
martin8337 36
#35, Great pun, I'll have to remember that one.
Mr_Mole 24
FML? Sounds like it's more, FMA.
Enslaved 38
**** My Ass?
wowsaint 4
Anal is good for ObamaCare
himwiththeface 17
well the answer for both is no