Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Welshite 40
He likes it extra-virgin.
flashback.miss 28
well, at least we know another use for olive oil...
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Comments (64)
Slimbo305 11
Lol damn autofill
icadragoon 11
Google was telling you what other people have asked, not your dad. You're safe.
TheBrochure 22
Haha I just came across this FML while eating a salad onto which I had just poured olive oil!
Makayla18_18 13
Well.. Is it?
Cazz91 21
Olive oil is great for salads and cooking food at low temperatures but I don't think it is good for anal lubricant. Maybe just avoid confronting your dad on that if you don't want to possibly open up another strange door behind the original door OP.
Enslaved 38
How about-- Tossed Salads? And maybe he's a Back Doorman. :P
JMichael 26
Did you press the search button to find out?
vikky538 29
olive oil.. did he actually used it...
tj4234 36
I really don't get why America has such a problem with Obamacare, it's effectively just the system we have here in the UK but in America... and yes our system has its faults but it still works. It seems to me that if a rich person and a poor person in America get ill with the same illness, the poor person is far more likely to die as a result of it. Which is an unfair system. Can someone please explain to me what is so bad about Obamacare?
MidnaLink 35
I'm guessing he doesn't know about the "delete browsing history" button in the settings.
perdix 31
Olive oil may be good for the chapped asses of the people attempting to use the Obamacare website.