Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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chairmanmeow1 16
Aw OP don't be disgruntled, I'm sure there's a prettier version of him out there somewhere.
sheilandthegirls 20
What a hurtful thing to say. I'm sure he didn't mean what he was implying but, shit, man, think before you speak!
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Comments (64)
iamdoggo 4
That's not okay, your boyfriend should never say that, not even in a playful way. that's just hurtful
virgacs 10
Frankly, I wouldnt care. I would be way too obsessed with my twin stranger.
tbrill 15
What a shame, your boyfriend has an ugly habit - saying not so nice things. Hopefully he'll think a little next time and apologized. I'm sure you're perfectly lovely OP.
myshinynose 11
It's okay OP, you're not alone. I'm the ugly version of my older sister and my little sister is just stunning all on her own. That doesn't mean no one finds us attractive :D Your boyfriend is still an idiot though. Best speak to him about it or move on.
bananassin 25
Comments are like 20-30 comments on all latest FMLs hahah
iWantSprite 12
I really don't think it's that serious. He's with you so why are you upset?
MoxleyCrue 17
I have a shirt just like that! Except it's green instead of orange. And it has flowers on it. And it's corduroy instead of flannel. And it's a skirt.
KaylaTackett 18
What an asshole!
HylianBadger 21
What you should have responded with was, "Look! I'm the single version of me!"
jvarcoe 7
as long as he apologized after its fine. guys say stupid things but we regret them right after. trust me