Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
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Top comments
AnthonyCS5 19
Well, at least you were already in the bathroom. I hope you immediately washed your hands or chopped that hand off, either would work! Lol!
EmperorPalpatine 19
So urine a shitty situation, I bet you were pissed......welp, there is the first crappy toilet joke here.....I'll just show myself out. x3
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Comments (14)
Xynie 20
Why are you touching things in the bathroom op?? Rule number one: unless its your job or your house, you don't grab things in the bathroom.
derschadenfreude 5
there's a reason mommy told you not to play in the garbage
derschadenfreude 5
there's a reason mommy told you not to play in the garbage
Jamied123 9
Hi OP here, few things; first of all I am a girl, so I don't spend much time in the men's rest rooms, secondly I was very new at the time and was just figuring things out. Thirdly they had just put in the new air fresheners and in the women's bathroom it was set on top of the paper towel holder above the garbage bin so I assumed the same would go for the men's (little did I know they were kept somewhere different) and as for reaching in the garbage, it was filled with paper towel and not that full so hardly gross. Also the air fresheners look quite similar to the urinal ones however are just slightly different shapes.