Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML
Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Arachnophobia. That truly sucks op. Time to get the flamethrowers and poison grenades.
Becca_Bear_98 19
I would've RonWeasly'd that, ran, tripped, and managed to break my arm. Butterflies, why couldn't it have been butterflies?!
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Comments (114)
StellaNox 16
Its always spiders, ALWAYS! I would bag that t-shirt and give it to my sister and tell her she left it at my place. Theeen probably run for my life :) FYL OP
BiNeko 12
Whole lot of nope
cutiepie600 8
well I hope you're okay , but tbh I would have cried in your situation
KuzzBuzz3 15
time to move so soon?
SavannahSunshine 26
Instead of desperately trying to remove them, forcefully I assume, you should have slowly and cautiously slipped off the shirt, taken it outside to the sidewalk and set it on fire. Your tears could have been of joy as you watched them helplessly burnnnnn
kerstileann 26
thats ****** up......i like it great idea
jcatkinson14 5
I don't what I was wearing under that shirt, if it was me I would have ripped the shirt off like no tomorrow
Princessuuke 17
That's terrifying ): FYL for sure
Narayan96 13
true horror
worldclassrager 41
Sorry OP but it's time to burn down the House
WarriorOmen 25
Spray them with hairspray next time and use a link roller to get them off the shirt. Then burn shirt and link roller.