Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML
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arano 29
Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:
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jakers8424 18
Is your name Hitler?
imnotslick 18
you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.
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Comments (106)
Creed_Aprooved 12
You should have said "Yah a lot of girls don't like when a guys dick is TOO long" then put on your shades and walked out of there
Omniprism 15
She saved you cause she's an idiot.
VeganDarkLight 31
Must've had some traumatic experience regarding someone with that name... or she is just crazy. But even if the first applies here, she shouldn't have told you that straight to your face instead of getting to know you and trying to get rid of her preconception.
band13geek 16
I guess that means that she hates Magic Mike, so she's definitely got problems! On a side note, I'm sure you'll find someone better, OP!
LustyHitler 9
What a bitch; you dodged a bullet.
mergeterge 24
Maybe it's the name of an ex?
FalloutScrolls 25
Most likely, but even still. If you went through a nasty breakup with someone, would you suddenly hate EVERY other person with the same name?
Brandon1000 10
Someone who has that same name was probably an ex or someone that she had a bad experience with, so she associates that name with that experience. If she can't learn to be more open minded than its her loss OP.
dthindd 17
She clearly doesn't deserve you. Not open minded or anything. It's her loss, OP
wowboob 8
Should've told her you didn't mike her anyway Sorry
Epikosity 15
How shallow!! What's wrong with "Mike"?
ohSNAPyall 27
I Like Mike