Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML
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arano 29
Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:
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jakers8424 18
Is your name Hitler?
imnotslick 18
you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.
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Comments (106)
jeff_boles 12
Tell her you hate everyone with her face.
hkhan24 23
Well obviously that's not the case but he can tell her he hates everyone with those manners..
FalloutScrolls 25
She hates anyone with the name Mike? Sounds to me like the least judgemental person ever.
jen1097 25
Should have turned around and said "well I hate people with personalities like yours" and strutted the **** outta there
Saso_fml 35
Hating someone because they have a certain name is stupid, you probably dodged a bullet there. P.S. Mike is a great name, don't let anyone bring you down. Personally i like it since Mike Hannigan in friends!
Ichiya 29
Aka Crap Bag
hannah_cheers 30
How immature do you have to be to hate someone because of their name? Sounds like you just dodged a bullet on that one.
Mobetta_2300 22
Just think about everything else she's gonna "hate" Everyday she hates the sex, your friends, and most of all, guys that eat bacon. You'll be fine OP
ZoroMiHawk 25
A book could have some beautiful art drawn on its cover page and then contain literature on the level of 50 shades of grey. Same goes for people. You got past her cute face and on the first page you learn enough about that person to close the book and put it down.
gmax 10
his name is mike
VeganVampyre 27
Thanks for that. The rest of us really weren't sure.
Zaneal 8
She probably had nightmares about Mike Wazowski when she was little.
worldclassrager 41
Reminds me of What's Up Doc? with Barbara Streisand Howard to Steve