Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, I helped my neighbor carry her groceries upstairs. One egg carton slipped from my hand and exploded in the sink. She stared at the mess, then at me, and said, “That's my omelet down the drain.” FML
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
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Top comments
k649 0
The best part is that you were actually joking with them beforehand.
GG_fml 0
agreed with #3, kids who buy tons of the same stuff are up to no good ^^
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Comments (28)
Firetroop 0
Oh, come on. They probably see a ton of suspicious stuff a day, and if they refused to sell to anyone that looked even a bit suspicious, they'd get fired.
sukhdeep 4
5 it's Canada ontario
sprb13 0
#22 is such a know-it-all even though he knows nothing at all.
cornered 7
Wrong, you CAN sell that many eggs to kids.And the kids might just have been egging random houses so they wouldn't HAVE to know where OP lived.
whiteboy11 1
Use your brain. What do you think those kids were gonna do with those eggs, make a massive omelet?
head2133 12
anybody who does that
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Saw that one coming.
HannahPaloozah 0
Ur kinda stupid if u didn't see that 1 comin ... But I guess if it were me, I would be surprised that it was My house they egged but why else would bunch of teenagers buy alot of eggs ?
mr_bad_ass_ 0
They didn't. Just coincidence.
Dallasluver19 14
Yep. 'Someone'.