quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Eodowoiono
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
iblamethetories
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
broke and hungry
West New York, United States
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
priceycommute
Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML
booooo
France
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
DeniedAgain
United States
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
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MzKylz 0
at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol
MagicMushrooms 0
At least you didn't get it in pennies?
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Comments (176)
the4starr 3
OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !!!!!!!!!! who cares
rcloca 10
^ WIN!
Eposis 0
jackpot! lol
brittanyfrances 0
put it in a bag and get gas with it
xerxes190 3
atleast you got the change
UpsidedownKayak 9
How in the hell are you so oblivious to the what you are doing that you can't see the difference between $1 and $20? Was the vending machine down to the last bag of Cheetos and you were so starving that you couldn't take you eyes off of them? OP, you are an incompetent fool, unless you are blind then I don't know how you tell the difference but if you can you are still a fool.
neondeath 0
lol if I was in the states I woulda done the same cuz the money ******* looks alike like seriously WTF!? and than If I got 80 quarters back let's say hmmm at a beach or something and I didn't have pockets! WTF am I sapose to do? (I'd be at a beach so I wouldn't be able to use my shirt as a make shift bag)
Zebidee 9
Yep. YDI for living in a country where all the money looks the same.
neondeath 0
exactly lol
yake12 0
I agree with the the above replies.
tweetbaby14 18
if you actually take a look at the money instead of a quick glance, you'd see it does not all look the same. we americans aren't so simple we need to color code and make different sizes.
crazycornn 0
lol guys what if they had a 20 and no 1s? then they'd have to use it...I think that was the point here xD
zeemac 0
that's because American money is so bland and all look alike
VeganVampyre 27
Exactly! How can anyone tell American bills apart? That's why I love our money, you can actually tell what each bill is worth. Plus it's just prettier :P
chasin_butterfli 0
Laundry money baby!
Jamber88 0
at least you got your change...
rockhound 0
Woe is me........I had money. I used some of that money to buy something I wanted. After buying what I wanted, I got my change back. My life is so ******. C'mon OP! Do you complain about waking up in the morning, too?
Michaelkg 0
surprised it took a 20. but ya not an fml you now have toll road money
saleha97 4
how come this fml got submitted, and not mine? dumbasses..