quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Eodowoiono
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
iblamethetories
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
broke and hungry
West New York, United States
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
priceycommute
Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML
booooo
France
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
DeniedAgain
United States
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
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MzKylz 0
at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol
MagicMushrooms 0
At least you didn't get it in pennies?
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Comments (176)
3ph600v 15
Man, I wish I could still actually buy something at a vending machine for 1$. American money all looks the same. I travel to the US often, I hate using american money, I always pay with plastic because It looks so fake. With Canadian money, you'd never make that mistake.
LesCDeal 6
But in Canada they call them "Looneys" and "Toonies" (sp?) What the heck???
CaptainJ1000 1
1. Take off a sock. 2. Put all the quarters into the sock. 3. Grasp firmly in dominant hand. 4. Bash yourself repeatedly about the testes (30 seconds ought to do it). 5. Check for blood. 6. Repeat until blood becomes visible. 7. Self-sterilization complete. Congrats!!!
Betty__White 0
quit bitching there are people in third world countries who will never know the splenders of an American quarter!
springacres 5
The vending machine accepted your $20 bill??? I want that one in my break room at work.
jessicajellybean 0
it all spends the same way
jessicajellybean 0
oh and I work at sonic... I currently have $140 in quarters + plus $30 more dollars in other various coins. So suck on that and get over your $19 in quarters.
stevs 0
And you are whining because you got your change back in quarters .... poor you ... your life is over. WHAT A LOSER!!!!
tief06 0
this is lame. money is money.
Fml70 0
You DUMBSHIT serouisly who put 20$