quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Eodowoiono
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
iblamethetories
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
broke and hungry
West New York, United States
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
priceycommute
Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML
booooo
France
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
DeniedAgain
United States
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
Top comments
MzKylz 0
at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol
MagicMushrooms 0
At least you didn't get it in pennies?
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Comments (176)
yazdmich 1
I would have went "JACKPOT!"
Tadeusz_fml 5
Yeah, your life is over now.
rowbot4 0
where in the world is there a vending machine that accepts $20 bills???
talktomandybaby 8
i waas thinking the same thing as well...looks like someone came up with a fake FML...pictures or not real.
freenuggets 0
wtf how is this fml?
stevenmx86 8
I agree with 56 I don't see many machines that take 5's let alone 20's...
TheSofaKing 7
that is what you get for smoking
emodude44 0
You deserved it. 1: Can't you look at the 20 sign on the bill? 2: Your life is not over, you didn't lose any money, it just got put into quarters so stop being such a baby. 3: It's VERY easy to put the coins in your change purse and take them to a nearby bank or store. How is this an FML?
faireanjell 5
I've never even seen a vending machine that accepts. 20's
prettymiss13 0
maybe the vending machine had enough change for the 20 and at least it wasnt an 100 dollar bill!
TheDrifter 24
That's what I was thinking. I'm sure op can find some use for the coins. I do find it amusing that they referred to the bill as "my twenty" implying that it is the only one they have and somewhat cherished. Fyl for being poor op.