Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got written up at work for a mistake I did not even do, and that I even helped solve. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
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Christian Moore 2
I mean then the people accusing you weren't technically wrong
RichardPencil 32
It looks like others did your tasks.
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Christian Moore 2
I mean then the people accusing you weren't technically wrong
RichardPencil 32
It looks like others did your tasks.
Richard Luna 1
So don’t sign
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Are you sure they don't have to be repeated every week?
KnightToucan 18
Wow, made this last year and it's just now getting posted, lol. Also, I see it says I'm a guy. I am not. Anyhow, as a ride operator, we do safety checks every morning the amusement park opens. I dont remember exactly what happened when I made this post, but I will say this: theres more than one person on the crew capable of doing safety procedures. They're not designated to a single person, but to the anyone trained at the ride. It's not my fault if my coworker did safety checks before me. In fact, it's better that way if I were, say, going to get water. I've never been late to work, so being late wasn't the cause of the issue.