Do you even lift, bro?
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.
lenamartinovic 13
At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!
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science-teacher 15
nunero uno
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
if you're gonna do it at least spell it right *numero
SolarFlare 20
it's not about how fast you comment, it's about how you do it.
Javier6597 19
People who say "first comment" are just annoying
Welshite 40
#55: Does that include you?
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.
webbface 25
I find it so odd how males think strength is so attractive lmao.
darwinism 30
Yes, I would think she would be more impressed by stamina rather than a quick jerk and thrust.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I know right? I've never seen a guy lift anything particularly heavy and say "Wow, I want that". Especially at the gym. Guys can do whatever they want to make them feel more attractive, but know that girls very rarely care about how much you bench press or anything like that.
Faff 20
maybe you don't care about that, but I know a lot of girls who are impressed by a guy that can lift a lot of weight.
bandeek 30
As long as they can lift me I'm happy.
DocBastard 40
Right. If my years on this planet have taught me anything, it's that women are mainly impressed by humour. And penis size.
Cocainee 6
You don't get our attention by lifting heavy weights, unless you of course hurt yourself in the process. Maybe next time open the door for a good looking girl, and smile OP. Chin up though, at least she was kind enough to drive you to the hospital !
Voij 16
You forgot to mention those juicy, meaty, glistening bank accounts. A lot of girls get all wet and wild over them.
wallandpiece 16
You do realise that not all men think like this, right?
BigJoeZD 16
Well it's a good thing you're funny then isn't is Doc? (;
Kn0wledge123 21
OP might live in one of those cities where a lot of girls talk about juice heads like they're Greek gods. Be that as if may, I found even women who have physical "standards" or preferences would drop them like a bad habit for a guy who connects with them in other ways. I've seen and experienced it. He just should've went up and used his words like a normal person instead of trying to be Popeye.
kaoszombie 6
Doc, sometimes it is the penis size that is humorous.
thatnucca 36
I hope she stats around through the surgery and recovery, if that was what OP was hoping for...
gun6slinger9 9
But op has already won the war of she's willing to drive him to the hospital. If there wasn't any attraction she just would have called the gym staff to get help.
ShyAnn29 15
62, if he wanted to try to be like Popeye, then he should have just ate some Spinach!
MaydayParadexx 18
Am I the only one who finds it a little strange that a complete stranger drove him to the hospital?
caitlinjadee 8
Another thing females couldn't care less about...Dick size
therealafroninga 10
Honestly, alot of women prefer a man in shape, to one that's not. Some guys just blow that out of proportion. My ex loved that I could carry her, and all of her stuff lol.
Risho96 10
@39 He needs to ignore the part about opening the door if he's in places like New York. He'd get slapped.
lenamartinovic 13
At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!
FindingYujin 26
I mean, she drove him there right? It'd be a pretty funny story to tell your kids.
K410 18
How I met your mother XD
BradyT918 9
Well in most cases its the journey that matters not the end result, but in this case screw the means its where it lead you that matters.
Ziggyboo 10
He can tell her that he's really ripped!
thatnucca 36
Very smooth OP... Way to keep her around and find out if she's a keeper or not...
starile 20
Lost the battle (dumbell kicked your ass), but you won the war (got the chick).
andrew6p 19
But still op turned out to be an idiot!
cutiedimples 13
You must be torn apart!
cutiedimples 13
Emotionally and physically.
ohcoolstorybro 14
You had it, then you killed it
Cambo522 6
good one.
Ziggyboo 10
Well, at least he got ripped.
thatnucca 36
I'd rather rip a big fart like others have on here than rip my muscles...
boudin227 13
Man, OP, that must be TEARible! Anyone..? No..? Ok
aleahlioness 15
At least you got to spend some quality time together. :)
SolarFlare 20
eat more spinach! it works.
Redoxx_fml 22
That'll do pig. That'll do.
SolarFlare 20
yes I am an anthropomorphic pig.
Vita_1 30
Dragonball ftw :D
redwrath 16
Shouldn't have pushed yourself to impress a chick bro. Next time be more careful.
thesubbybubbies 9
Why didn't you just talk to her -,- its easier and you won't tear anything
robotiick7 23
Unless she's in a pissy mood. She will tear a new one for you
Queensland 27
We aren't birds, we're not impressed by the biggest or the brightest man. Just come say hi and be nice, and if the chemistry is right, it'll happen.
BradTheBrony 19
So you're saying you'd date a dipshit who couldn't figure out the zipper on his pants if he was nice to you? (Yes, I understand what you meant by "bright." I just like ******** on people's dreams.)
botanistjessica 24
So basically you're just admitting you're a troll, 41.
ViRepz 28
Lots of birds do love shiny things tho.
kurodansei 16
11, you lie!
ssvaghasia 5
are you (girls) impressed by interesting comments?
Headcrab 29
So how did it go? Got her number?